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 Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 10:20

Feck it, I'm sick of not being there so I'm just getting in the taxi.

Got a cheap deal on the net. E0.50c flying from Heathrow on AirWig. Got to get there by 11:30 to book in there so in a rush.

I should be at the airport in an hour. Meet me in terminal one if you're coming. If you don't know me, I'm the one (of many) in the wig.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 10:33

I'm in.

Direct flight from Schipol landing 12.30. Just in time for a long rose fuelled lunch. Where shall we meet? Place d'e L'Irlandaise?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 10:40

I write this from Heathrow, from which I leave in 15 minutes time, landing at 12h15, so will be happy to see you guys there for lunch. Sounds like Bill will land later than us, Brian. Perhaps he can persuade his pilot to put his foot down?

I am like Donghadee. I don't go to France to do "Irish" but the Place L'Irlandaise seems as good a starting point as any other!

See ya there.

OxonRob
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 10:51

Found a nice little place for lunch. Should I book a table? For how many?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 10:56

count me in...I love Rose......
will be landing in about 1 hours time.....
does the Restaurant serve seafood ??
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 11:00

Oh yes indeed it does. What particularly attracted me was the description 'the food was delicate and the palate was amused'.

It's a long time since I have had my palate amused.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 11:15

Damned fine taxi driver. got me here with plenty of time to spare meaning I can have an AG before we fly. I'm sitting here with the pilot anyway and he looks like he's had a few. Apparently he doesn't notice the turbulance when inebriated.

He said he'd get a shift on if I gave him my "Virtual Tour Of Narbonne" rugby top. Good job I brought a few. Who chose puce?

If I don't see you at the Place d'e L'Irlandaise I'll see you at Le Petit Comptoir
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 11:22

Just been called to the gate now. Schipol is the most civilised airport in the world, it has a good Irish pub airside. I managed to get a couple of pints in.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 11:27

I am just having one last argument with the missus, then I am off to White Waltham aerodrome.

Might take a while in farmer Giles crop duster but I expect to get there some time trhis afternoon. Doubt I'll be hungry when I get there, but I believe you will still be lunching when I arrive so order me a small langoustine salad and a couple of bottles of shiraz.

ps. no time to pack spare underwear, so no unpleasantness please.
pps. anyone got anywhere to stay??

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 11:35

I've managed to charter a Concord for the weekend. It even serves draught AG.
We have just overtaken BrianC's flight. I could see him through the cockpit window. I waved but I don't think he saw me.
I'm lunching at 'Le Cochon et Grenouille' where they serve an excellent Moules au Curry.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 11:59

I just got to White Waltham and had a real result. Roman Abramovich, was just about to leave for Moscow in his private Gulfstream, so I said.

"Ere mate, how do you fancy a weekend on the blackstuff in Narbonne" His translator said something about Oil, and old Romies face lit up. So right now, they are just warming up the old jets, and me and my mate Romie will be headed off to Narbonne toute suite.

So the good thing is, I'll be there a bit earlier but the bad thing is, Romie reckons he's potless, so we have to find him a Formule 1

I'll bell you all when I get there

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Ken E 
Date:   16-01-04 12:03

You guys are magic!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Loobs 
Date:   16-01-04 12:14

Just off from the Rue Droite to the Globe, to meet up with TPL and the support troop.

Oh feck, Im really here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 12:31

Just landed, bloody awful flight, ome wise guy pilot in a concode decided to buzz our plane. I thought I saw someone waving but he windows in that plane were too small for me to see who it was.

To make matters worse there was anoter group of LI supporters siting at the front of the plane. They cleaned the drinks trolley out completely before it got to me.

Off to town, I'm ready for a liquid lunch.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 12:44

Any place to land the chopper near the restaraunt, we're nearly out of petrol !!!

john raff
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 12:51

Look I don't mind sharing, but one bottle of rose and TEN straws is coming it a bit fine! It's MY rose, too.

I think I'll have the Assiette des Fruits de Mer. It's always good here. Plus a bottle of Montrachet - and NO STRAWS.

I am glad Jon Raff decided to come, but I wish he wouldn't go on so about his chopper. Someone might get the wrong idea!

Who is that across the street?

Oh no, it can't be, not him!

I didn't think he was coming.

OxonRob
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 12:59

Can somone help me untangle my wig from the blades, Good to see so many here, must be the beer at €1 a pint

john raff
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 13:08

Sorry, could not tell you about my flight, lost my dial up capability on the laptop, anyway I am here now, the weather is unreal 80f at this time of year, glad I brought the away shirt in short sleeve.

Where are we meeting up this evening, normally Baz has a noisy table but he hasn't made the trip, any suggestions?

OH bye the way, I have a room in the same hotel as the lad's, I am staying at the Connaught view!!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 13:17

I'm afraid I've just p*ssed myself.


Can I have a little sleep now?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 13:24

At last, made it to Narbonne. Via Germany.

"Where are you wanting to go?", says Roger the pilot.
"With you", says I
"Perpignon?", says Roger
"Narbonne!", says I

He must have been deaf, 'cause next thing I know, we're landing at Koln/Bonn airport. After me telling him the error of his ways he bought us a couple of crates of German Pilsner at the NAAFI and we set off again.

He's off now until Sunday morning and he's offered to fly me back early 'cause I've just remembered I'm supposed to be coaching the kids at Sunbury. I'll get these crates of beer into a taxi with my drum and see you all in town.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 13:29

I see the French police are sporting green wigs, obviously the previous trips story has spread, I have been told the police are laying on transport to the game for any be-wigged LI supporter
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 13:33

Transport, yes ... but to the game?

It's funny you know, but the more of this wine I have the nicer this town becomes.

Chris, can I have some of your Foie Gras? I'll swap it for a sea snail!

OxonRob
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 13:39

oxonrob

you really must come over the road and look at wine cellar, none of that old plonk you're drinking over the road. Plus some tasty piano player up the stairs, just teaching him the fields first few notes.

john raff
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 13:47

Penning this from my peddallo off the coast of Brittany. There's some stroppy b***er chasing me. Say's he's from Bournemouth Pleasure Beach and say's my hour is up. Offered to extend my loan but he won't accept Euros. Managed to bribe him with a match ticket and a bottle of Rose, now he's peddling like mad trying to keep in my slipstream.

How many more hours have I got to go? Where should I land? Will I make it for 7.30pm tomorrow?

Hell, Concordes just flown over.....flash bas***ds!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 14:06

Just finished lunch, seen bisach bouncing off the walls, must have had a good lunch, about time for a few liquids at the Cafe, sit outside and soak up the ray's, read the paper, good headline covering the match tomorrow, apparently the French do not reckon their chances.

100's of LI shirts and wigs all over the place, brings back memories of Edinburgh last January.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 14:17

B*gg*er. Bumped in to a bunch of Sale supporters. Asked them why they were in Narbonne and they said they were told that Leinster would be playing where all the Irish supporters were. They saw the drum and said "<censored>" (something about not liking drums at their matches) and starting throwing me around the square.

Thanks for the help guys.

Anyway, the wig is in a bit of a mess so just going to find a hairdresser to sort it out.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:27

Right then. We're here. Me and Romie the red.

Just landed in the gulfstream at some little private airstrip just outside Narbonne. 5 minutes debriefing by le resistence and then we're off to the town. Which restaurant are you guys in? Romie keeps on about the black stuff so I hope they sell Guiness at this place, he said something about killing us all if we didn't have access to the black stuff. I told him that he had better stay upwind of you lot after a Rose and seafood lunch or he would be the dead one.

The pilot had a dump as we were going across the channel, and narrowly missed a couple of blokes having a pedalo race.

So...Where's this 'king restaurant, and get some AG for this russian Psychopath......................... Please

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 14:32

Watch Romi, if he get's a sniff at a players shirt he will buy whoever is in it, that includes you..........Something about managers for his salt mines or something.

Anyway, we are spread all over the place RFB, if you look to your left you will see me and the Guildford 4 waving, come on over and have an AG.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 14:38


I am really hacked off that I can't be in Narbonne as I had such a great time in Montauban, but you guys have really cheered me up with your virtual tour of Narbonne.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:46

OK I can see you GLI.

Wow. Who is that gorgeous blond bird with you?? We will be over in a while, but I have to finde a Formule 1 for this russian Tw@t first

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:48

gnoo.

Come along, there are plenty of rooms in the formule 1

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 14:49

Phew...just landed.....1 hour late due to congestion over the bay of Biscay..and some daft eejeet decided to block the runway with a Concorde

Hope there are plenty of Oysters left....if theres anyone at Le Petit Comptoir please order me 2 dozen Fines de Claire No 3's, a large slab of Foie Gras and a bottle of 1983 Chateau Haut-Brion..... I'll be there shortly

Oh yeah.... and make sure that they put pleanty of Onion chutney on the Foie Gras.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 14:58

Just heard its raining in Reading !

john raff
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:00

Try This......

webcam
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 15:03

Never mind, the weather here is getting hotter.

RFB, the blond is your wife, that has scored you some superb points for the weekend my friend, I must say though Mrs GLI got a little concerned, the waitress has poured your AG, we got a Smirnoff Ice for your friend.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

What a wonderful day.
Here I am sitting in the 80 degree sunshine outside 'Le Cochon et Grenouille' having dined on Moules au Curry washed down with Mateus Rosé. The waiter told me that a rather large English gentleman wearing a striped blazer had dined earlier consuming his entire stock of rosé in the process, refusing to touch the Mateus. Consequently that was all he had left.
I wonder who that gentleman was.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

Ssshhhhh.

Don't tell evreyone about the webcam. I told the missus I was going to Budgens. If she sees this I'll be dead meat.

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

Garcon! Rose!

Keep 'em cold and keep 'em comming!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:09



Its like Montauban all over again, - I am lost and I can't find Bisach to pester for directions.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 15:11

My trousers won't dry and I'm still drunk
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:12

Too late Chris !!!! Already spotted you exiting Le Budgenerrie..carrying a case of what looked like very dubious Rose !!!! I'm across the Street...yes thats me ! the one with the cam !!! Fancy something to eat?..Brians just around the corner.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 15:14

Ouch,,,s**t....what the hell was that....?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:16

Brilliant diguise steve. Youl looked for all the world like a tall building containing the Mayors office.

I've managed to shake off the russian for a couple of hours, so lets eat.

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:17

Hugh

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:18

Gnoo

Just saw you on the webcam. You're not lost anymore

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:19

I'll have the soup de poisson to start, a dozen escargots and the plat de fruits de mer.

This rose is starting to kick in I'm feeling nice and mellow.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:20



I am glad you know where I am, come find me and lead me astray,
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 15:20

RFB: You can come and collect this Russian idiot now, all he does is smile and nod his head...
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:22

OK lets get to it I'm ravenous......

Pass the wine please Brian.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 15:22

What's the correct wine to drink with seagull?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:23

Jonathan Livingston '98
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:28

Right the RG, RFB and BrianC are now all together in Le Petit Comptoire. Thank God I managed to dump the russian idiot with GLI, and my wife.

GLI ask him for money.... and see if he still smiles and nods!!!!

Gnoo.

This is just round the corner from the Mayors office at the town hall square, where you were spotted on the Webcam. Hurry up or all the leading astray liquid will be gone

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:31


I see you are all too busy drinking and eating now.

Curried Mussels - Yum, not.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: donaghadee 
Date:   16-01-04 15:31

Why didn't someone phone me? Took Carol out for lunch and I could have gone on to Belfast City A\irport. Now I am back in Donaghadee. I'll have to pack a few things and get back to the airport.

It'll be too late to arrange a press pass so I might have to actually pay to see a game which may only be the third time since rugby went professional.

See you all in Narbonne about 2000 hrs local time.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:34

Look forward to it Billy.

Has anybody seen Bisach????

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:34

Egad...these Oysters are top class....

Hurry up Gnoo or there won't be any left..Fatboy is already on his 2nd dozen....
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:39


Are you guys going for the record of how to drink and eat a pub dry?

I will be there in a mo. (Lets hope there is not a chocolate shop on the way or I really will be some time)

Get me one in lads
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:50

Buuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp

I'm a bit worried about Bisach

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 15:51

Has anyone got a spare pair of trousers?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 15:55

What the hell. I'm just off to Blackbushe to fly my little Piper to that small airfield Fatboy used. Should be there soon.

I'm glad it's so warm. If I don't pull tonight I'll have to sleep under the wing.

Save me a place at the restaurant.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:56

I can see a very large bloke across the street..he seems to be shaking his ankles......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.....come on in and dry off....

forget the trousers..one of the waiters has got a spare tutu !!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:06

3000' over Cherbourg. No green wigs yet! Misserable gits!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 16:09

Being the maternal type, I am very glad that Eek is now in the bosom of his extended family again. Even though he smells of P!ss.

But I am more than a little worried about Romie, GLI, The rest of the Guilford 4, My wife lookalike, Yeoma, Gnoo, Bisach, John Raff, OxonRob, Bisach, and mostr of all Sussexhugh.

C'mon guys, we are in le Petit Comptoire, and more than a little bit pissed

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 16:10

DrV

Can you see SussexHugh and his pedalo from up there?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:14

Hugh, do you want me to go back to Cherbourg & give you a lift?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:24

Accomodation problem sorted.......my secretary just called.

She's booked a villa for us about 10mins from the centre of Narbonne.

All welcome to stay if not already catered for......

Its gonna be a long weekend

our home for le weekend
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 16:27

Whattime is it, you bar stewards?

How could let me sleep under the table, like that?

Just because I wouldn't do rose from straws!

And when I come to think of it, what is that disgusting mess all over where my hair used to be?

What do you mean casserole of seagull? Well someone must have ordered it.

I think it's time for an early evening beer.

Any ideas where?

OxonRob
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:27

Nice one Steve. I haven't heard from Hugh but can see a couple of pedalos whizzing past the Channel Islands towards the Bay of Biscay.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:34

Get John Raff to go and get his Chopper and we will mount an Air-Sea rescue for Hugh......he must be feeling the strain by now...we can then stop by at the Villa on the way back and check out the local vin.....

Thunderbirds are Go !!!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:37

At last. No problem getting my wig sorted in Toulouse but try and find a high class hairdressers here is like trying to find a drummer in the west stand. All sorted now though.

I'm on my way to le Petit Comptoire. Going to have to find Roger with the taxi driver first though. I left the 2 crate of beer with him before I met the sharklets. Should be there soon.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:40

Oh Steve, I'll bag a room at your villa if you don't mind.

And another thing. The hairdresser told me a secret about getting cheap meals around these parts. Tie a dead sheep around your kneck and they think you're a french farmer. As all french farmers are related and most know the restauranteurs you can normally blag a free meal.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:44

Well if you'rs bringing your own main course, it should be cheap!

Have to climb over the Alps now. Should have put ski's on the plane! Oh well!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:49

You're welcome Bill......I prefer onions myself...however I see that Rob has got most of his dinner (and some of RFB's) over his head so we'll let him do the blagging.................

Besides....he will be a lot more grammatically eloquent in his current condition...my Patois never was up to much

Bring on the cheese course my good man..and a couple of bottles of your finest clarets if you don't mind.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:50

Has anyone seen a drunk pilot. Looks a bit like that chap who tagged along with us in Montauban. Goes by the name of Roger. Surname something like Over'n'out.

Hugh. If you read this, can I make a suggestion. Stop at the nearest sign of civilisation. Get a crate of the gassiest beer your can find. Drink it. Get back into the pedallo. Hang you backside over the back. You can work out the rest. Should at least double your rate of knots.

Once again, has anyone seen Roger. 4 hours in this town and not a drop of alcohol yet. Wish I'd stayed in Reading. Not!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:53

I've spoken to Roger a few times. He's with his mate Wilko.

Nearly there.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 16:59

Martin...is that you in the seaplane? Can you get me away from this idiot...?
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 17:01

I feel a bit better about it all now I know everyone is in good shape (Except the baywatch Babe)

Right then lets get on the lash lads. I vote we get off the wine, and onto the Pastis

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 17:01

I took the precaution to bring a slop rag.....its blue and brown and pink in strange quarters....i'll set it alight, use it as a beacon to bring you in....
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 17:02

Have no fear Hugh.....we'll just finish lunch and we'll come and get you in Johns Chopper............just the desserts, coffees and Cognacs to go......
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:03

You caught me just before touchdown. I'll come & give him a haircut with my prop.

Pull out your knicker elastic & lassoo it around my undercariage as I pass. I'll give you a tow.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 17:04

RG. I will crash at your place if that's alright with you.

Don't tell the Bl00dy russian though

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 17:04

Oh yeah...and the Pastis.....RFB has just got a round in...won't be long...
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:06

If you & John are going to get Hugh, I'll return to the airfield.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 17:11

Its dark cold and wet out here...







....all Im missing is the band and I could be in the Cowshed!
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: confusedidentity 
Date:   16-01-04 17:13

Sorry I couldn't even make the virtual tour. Damned work!

Funniest thread in ages
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:17

Touchdown at last. Where is everybody?

I have to walk. I asked the taxi driver to take me to you but he ran off calling for his mum. What have you been doing?

S0d it. I'll nick the taxi.
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 17:19

The way you lot are faffing about, poor old Hugh is going to be on or in the briny all b****y night.

Can't you have your pastis AFTER you've rescued him?

Just wishing I hadn't come by Air France.......... Ah well, since I can't help I think I'll have a large armagnac to go with my Stella Artois.

Pass the petits fours, Bill.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OxonRob
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Christy Campbell 
Date:   16-01-04 17:23

Non, c'est impossible, je n'en peux plus!
La beauté superbe de vos corps ainsi que la lumiere étincelante d'intelligence dans vois yeux est trop fort pour moi.
Je renonçe à mon héritage français et je m'attache avec joie à l'équipe des Irlandais de Londres et à ses supporteurs si magnifique, si irrésistables -
Allez les verts!
ps
Mes filles sont à vos dispositions
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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 17:27


Excusez moi, mademoiselle, mais est ce que vous etes chaud d'etoff?

Quick, lads she said "Pas demi" .... I think that means not half.

RFB, she's talking to you, mate. WAKE UP. I think you are in with a shout

OxonRob
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