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 Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 10:20

Feck it, I'm sick of not being there so I'm just getting in the taxi.

Got a cheap deal on the net. E0.50c flying from Heathrow on AirWig. Got to get there by 11:30 to book in there so in a rush.

I should be at the airport in an hour. Meet me in terminal one if you're coming. If you don't know me, I'm the one (of many) in the wig.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 10:33

I'm in.

Direct flight from Schipol landing 12.30. Just in time for a long rose fuelled lunch. Where shall we meet? Place d'e L'Irlandaise?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 10:40

I write this from Heathrow, from which I leave in 15 minutes time, landing at 12h15, so will be happy to see you guys there for lunch. Sounds like Bill will land later than us, Brian. Perhaps he can persuade his pilot to put his foot down?

I am like Donghadee. I don't go to France to do "Irish" but the Place L'Irlandaise seems as good a starting point as any other!

See ya there.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 10:51

Found a nice little place for lunch. Should I book a table? For how many?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 10:56

count me in...I love Rose......
will be landing in about 1 hours time.....
does the Restaurant serve seafood ??



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 11:00

Oh yes indeed it does. What particularly attracted me was the description 'the food was delicate and the palate was amused'.

It's a long time since I have had my palate amused.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 11:15

Damned fine taxi driver. got me here with plenty of time to spare meaning I can have an AG before we fly. I'm sitting here with the pilot anyway and he looks like he's had a few. Apparently he doesn't notice the turbulance when inebriated.

He said he'd get a shift on if I gave him my "Virtual Tour Of Narbonne" rugby top. Good job I brought a few. Who chose puce?

If I don't see you at the Place d'e L'Irlandaise I'll see you at Le Petit Comptoir

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 11:22

Just been called to the gate now. Schipol is the most civilised airport in the world, it has a good Irish pub airside. I managed to get a couple of pints in.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 11:27

I am just having one last argument with the missus, then I am off to White Waltham aerodrome.

Might take a while in farmer Giles crop duster but I expect to get there some time trhis afternoon. Doubt I'll be hungry when I get there, but I believe you will still be lunching when I arrive so order me a small langoustine salad and a couple of bottles of shiraz.

ps. no time to pack spare underwear, so no unpleasantness please.
pps. anyone got anywhere to stay??

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 11:35

I've managed to charter a Concord for the weekend. It even serves draught AG.
We have just overtaken BrianC's flight. I could see him through the cockpit window. I waved but I don't think he saw me.
I'm lunching at 'Le Cochon et Grenouille' where they serve an excellent Moules au Curry.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 11:59

I just got to White Waltham and had a real result. Roman Abramovich, was just about to leave for Moscow in his private Gulfstream, so I said.

"Ere mate, how do you fancy a weekend on the blackstuff in Narbonne" His translator said something about Oil, and old Romies face lit up. So right now, they are just warming up the old jets, and me and my mate Romie will be headed off to Narbonne toute suite.

So the good thing is, I'll be there a bit earlier but the bad thing is, Romie reckons he's potless, so we have to find him a Formule 1

I'll bell you all when I get there

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Ken E 
Date:   16-01-04 12:03

You guys are magic!




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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Loobs 
Date:   16-01-04 12:14

Just off from the Rue Droite to the Globe, to meet up with TPL and the support troop.

Oh feck, Im really here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 12:31

Just landed, bloody awful flight, ome wise guy pilot in a concode decided to buzz our plane. I thought I saw someone waving but he windows in that plane were too small for me to see who it was.

To make matters worse there was anoter group of LI supporters siting at the front of the plane. They cleaned the drinks trolley out completely before it got to me.

Off to town, I'm ready for a liquid lunch.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 12:44

Any place to land the chopper near the restaraunt, we're nearly out of petrol !!!

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 12:51

Look I don't mind sharing, but one bottle of rose and TEN straws is coming it a bit fine! It's MY rose, too.

I think I'll have the Assiette des Fruits de Mer. It's always good here. Plus a bottle of Montrachet - and NO STRAWS.

I am glad Jon Raff decided to come, but I wish he wouldn't go on so about his chopper. Someone might get the wrong idea!

Who is that across the street?

Oh no, it can't be, not him!

I didn't think he was coming.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 12:59

Can somone help me untangle my wig from the blades, Good to see so many here, must be the beer at €1 a pint

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 13:08

Sorry, could not tell you about my flight, lost my dial up capability on the laptop, anyway I am here now, the weather is unreal 80f at this time of year, glad I brought the away shirt in short sleeve.

Where are we meeting up this evening, normally Baz has a noisy table but he hasn't made the trip, any suggestions?

OH bye the way, I have a room in the same hotel as the lad's, I am staying at the Connaught view!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 13:17

I'm afraid I've just p*ssed myself.


Can I have a little sleep now?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 13:24

At last, made it to Narbonne. Via Germany.

"Where are you wanting to go?", says Roger the pilot.
"With you", says I
"Perpignon?", says Roger
"Narbonne!", says I

He must have been deaf, 'cause next thing I know, we're landing at Koln/Bonn airport. After me telling him the error of his ways he bought us a couple of crates of German Pilsner at the NAAFI and we set off again.

He's off now until Sunday morning and he's offered to fly me back early 'cause I've just remembered I'm supposed to be coaching the kids at Sunbury. I'll get these crates of beer into a taxi with my drum and see you all in town.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 13:29

I see the French police are sporting green wigs, obviously the previous trips story has spread, I have been told the police are laying on transport to the game for any be-wigged LI supporter

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 13:33

Transport, yes ... but to the game?

It's funny you know, but the more of this wine I have the nicer this town becomes.

Chris, can I have some of your Foie Gras? I'll swap it for a sea snail!

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 13:39

oxonrob

you really must come over the road and look at wine cellar, none of that old plonk you're drinking over the road. Plus some tasty piano player up the stairs, just teaching him the fields first few notes.

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 13:47

Penning this from my peddallo off the coast of Brittany. There's some stroppy b***er chasing me. Say's he's from Bournemouth Pleasure Beach and say's my hour is up. Offered to extend my loan but he won't accept Euros. Managed to bribe him with a match ticket and a bottle of Rose, now he's peddling like mad trying to keep in my slipstream.

How many more hours have I got to go? Where should I land? Will I make it for 7.30pm tomorrow?

Hell, Concordes just flown over.....flash bas***ds!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 14:06

Just finished lunch, seen bisach bouncing off the walls, must have had a good lunch, about time for a few liquids at the Cafe, sit outside and soak up the ray's, read the paper, good headline covering the match tomorrow, apparently the French do not reckon their chances.

100's of LI shirts and wigs all over the place, brings back memories of Edinburgh last January.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 14:17

B*gg*er. Bumped in to a bunch of Sale supporters. Asked them why they were in Narbonne and they said they were told that Leinster would be playing where all the Irish supporters were. They saw the drum and said "<censored>" (something about not liking drums at their matches) and starting throwing me around the square.

Thanks for the help guys.

Anyway, the wig is in a bit of a mess so just going to find a hairdresser to sort it out.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:27

Right then. We're here. Me and Romie the red.

Just landed in the gulfstream at some little private airstrip just outside Narbonne. 5 minutes debriefing by le resistence and then we're off to the town. Which restaurant are you guys in? Romie keeps on about the black stuff so I hope they sell Guiness at this place, he said something about killing us all if we didn't have access to the black stuff. I told him that he had better stay upwind of you lot after a Rose and seafood lunch or he would be the dead one.

The pilot had a dump as we were going across the channel, and narrowly missed a couple of blokes having a pedalo race.

So...Where's this 'king restaurant, and get some AG for this russian Psychopath......................... Please

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 14:32

Watch Romi, if he get's a sniff at a players shirt he will buy whoever is in it, that includes you..........Something about managers for his salt mines or something.

Anyway, we are spread all over the place RFB, if you look to your left you will see me and the Guildford 4 waving, come on over and have an AG.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 14:38


I am really hacked off that I can't be in Narbonne as I had such a great time in Montauban, but you guys have really cheered me up with your virtual tour of Narbonne.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:46

OK I can see you GLI.

Wow. Who is that gorgeous blond bird with you?? We will be over in a while, but I have to finde a Formule 1 for this russian Tw@t first

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 14:48

gnoo.

Come along, there are plenty of rooms in the formule 1

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 14:49

Phew...just landed.....1 hour late due to congestion over the bay of Biscay..and some daft eejeet decided to block the runway with a Concorde

Hope there are plenty of Oysters left....if theres anyone at Le Petit Comptoir please order me 2 dozen Fines de Claire No 3's, a large slab of Foie Gras and a bottle of 1983 Chateau Haut-Brion..... I'll be there shortly

Oh yeah.... and make sure that they put pleanty of Onion chutney on the Foie Gras.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 14:58

Just heard its raining in Reading !

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:00

Try This......

webcam



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 15:03

Never mind, the weather here is getting hotter.

RFB, the blond is your wife, that has scored you some superb points for the weekend my friend, I must say though Mrs GLI got a little concerned, the waitress has poured your AG, we got a Smirnoff Ice for your friend.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

What a wonderful day.
Here I am sitting in the 80 degree sunshine outside 'Le Cochon et Grenouille' having dined on Moules au Curry washed down with Mateus Rosé. The waiter told me that a rather large English gentleman wearing a striped blazer had dined earlier consuming his entire stock of rosé in the process, refusing to touch the Mateus. Consequently that was all he had left.
I wonder who that gentleman was.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

Ssshhhhh.

Don't tell evreyone about the webcam. I told the missus I was going to Budgens. If she sees this I'll be dead meat.

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:07

Garcon! Rose!

Keep 'em cold and keep 'em comming!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:09



Its like Montauban all over again, - I am lost and I can't find Bisach to pester for directions.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 15:11

My trousers won't dry and I'm still drunk




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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:12

Too late Chris !!!! Already spotted you exiting Le Budgenerrie..carrying a case of what looked like very dubious Rose !!!! I'm across the Street...yes thats me ! the one with the cam !!! Fancy something to eat?..Brians just around the corner.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 15:14

Ouch,,,s**t....what the hell was that....?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:16

Brilliant diguise steve. Youl looked for all the world like a tall building containing the Mayors office.

I've managed to shake off the russian for a couple of hours, so lets eat.

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:17

Hugh

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:18

Gnoo

Just saw you on the webcam. You're not lost anymore

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:19

I'll have the soup de poisson to start, a dozen escargots and the plat de fruits de mer.

This rose is starting to kick in I'm feeling nice and mellow.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:20



I am glad you know where I am, come find me and lead me astray,

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: GuildfordLI2 
Date:   16-01-04 15:20

RFB: You can come and collect this Russian idiot now, all he does is smile and nod his head...

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:22

OK lets get to it I'm ravenous......

Pass the wine please Brian.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 15:22

What's the correct wine to drink with seagull?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 15:23

Jonathan Livingston '98

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:28

Right the RG, RFB and BrianC are now all together in Le Petit Comptoire. Thank God I managed to dump the russian idiot with GLI, and my wife.

GLI ask him for money.... and see if he still smiles and nods!!!!

Gnoo.

This is just round the corner from the Mayors office at the town hall square, where you were spotted on the Webcam. Hurry up or all the leading astray liquid will be gone

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:31


I see you are all too busy drinking and eating now.

Curried Mussels - Yum, not.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: donaghadee 
Date:   16-01-04 15:31

Why didn't someone phone me? Took Carol out for lunch and I could have gone on to Belfast City A\irport. Now I am back in Donaghadee. I'll have to pack a few things and get back to the airport.

It'll be too late to arrange a press pass so I might have to actually pay to see a game which may only be the third time since rugby went professional.

See you all in Narbonne about 2000 hrs local time.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:34

Look forward to it Billy.

Has anybody seen Bisach????

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:34

Egad...these Oysters are top class....

Hurry up Gnoo or there won't be any left..Fatboy is already on his 2nd dozen....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: gnoo 
Date:   16-01-04 15:39


Are you guys going for the record of how to drink and eat a pub dry?

I will be there in a mo. (Lets hope there is not a chocolate shop on the way or I really will be some time)

Get me one in lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 15:50

Buuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp

I'm a bit worried about Bisach

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   16-01-04 15:51

Has anyone got a spare pair of trousers?





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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 15:55

What the hell. I'm just off to Blackbushe to fly my little Piper to that small airfield Fatboy used. Should be there soon.

I'm glad it's so warm. If I don't pull tonight I'll have to sleep under the wing.

Save me a place at the restaurant.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 15:56

I can see a very large bloke across the street..he seems to be shaking his ankles......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.....come on in and dry off....

forget the trousers..one of the waiters has got a spare tutu !!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:06

3000' over Cherbourg. No green wigs yet! Misserable gits!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 16:09

Being the maternal type, I am very glad that Eek is now in the bosom of his extended family again. Even though he smells of P!ss.

But I am more than a little worried about Romie, GLI, The rest of the Guilford 4, My wife lookalike, Yeoma, Gnoo, Bisach, John Raff, OxonRob, Bisach, and mostr of all Sussexhugh.

C'mon guys, we are in le Petit Comptoire, and more than a little bit pissed

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   16-01-04 16:10

DrV

Can you see SussexHugh and his pedalo from up there?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:14

Hugh, do you want me to go back to Cherbourg & give you a lift?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:24

Accomodation problem sorted.......my secretary just called.

She's booked a villa for us about 10mins from the centre of Narbonne.

All welcome to stay if not already catered for......

Its gonna be a long weekend

our home for le weekend



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 16:27

Whattime is it, you bar stewards?

How could let me sleep under the table, like that?

Just because I wouldn't do rose from straws!

And when I come to think of it, what is that disgusting mess all over where my hair used to be?

What do you mean casserole of seagull? Well someone must have ordered it.

I think it's time for an early evening beer.

Any ideas where?

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:27

Nice one Steve. I haven't heard from Hugh but can see a couple of pedalos whizzing past the Channel Islands towards the Bay of Biscay.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:34

Get John Raff to go and get his Chopper and we will mount an Air-Sea rescue for Hugh......he must be feeling the strain by now...we can then stop by at the Villa on the way back and check out the local vin.....

Thunderbirds are Go !!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:37

At last. No problem getting my wig sorted in Toulouse but try and find a high class hairdressers here is like trying to find a drummer in the west stand. All sorted now though.

I'm on my way to le Petit Comptoire. Going to have to find Roger with the taxi driver first though. I left the 2 crate of beer with him before I met the sharklets. Should be there soon.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:40

Oh Steve, I'll bag a room at your villa if you don't mind.

And another thing. The hairdresser told me a secret about getting cheap meals around these parts. Tie a dead sheep around your kneck and they think you're a french farmer. As all french farmers are related and most know the restauranteurs you can normally blag a free meal.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:44

Well if you'rs bringing your own main course, it should be cheap!

Have to climb over the Alps now. Should have put ski's on the plane! Oh well!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 16:49

You're welcome Bill......I prefer onions myself...however I see that Rob has got most of his dinner (and some of RFB's) over his head so we'll let him do the blagging.................

Besides....he will be a lot more grammatically eloquent in his current condition...my Patois never was up to much

Bring on the cheese course my good man..and a couple of bottles of your finest clarets if you don't mind.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 16:50

Has anyone seen a drunk pilot. Looks a bit like that chap who tagged along with us in Montauban. Goes by the name of Roger. Surname something like Over'n'out.

Hugh. If you read this, can I make a suggestion. Stop at the nearest sign of civilisation. Get a crate of the gassiest beer your can find. Drink it. Get back into the pedallo. Hang you backside over the back. You can work out the rest. Should at least double your rate of knots.

Once again, has anyone seen Roger. 4 hours in this town and not a drop of alcohol yet. Wish I'd stayed in Reading. Not!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 16:53

I've spoken to Roger a few times. He's with his mate Wilko.

Nearly there.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 16:59

Martin...is that you in the seaplane? Can you get me away from this idiot...?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 17:01

I feel a bit better about it all now I know everyone is in good shape (Except the baywatch Babe)

Right then lets get on the lash lads. I vote we get off the wine, and onto the Pastis

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 17:01

I took the precaution to bring a slop rag.....its blue and brown and pink in strange quarters....i'll set it alight, use it as a beacon to bring you in....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 17:02

Have no fear Hugh.....we'll just finish lunch and we'll come and get you in Johns Chopper............just the desserts, coffees and Cognacs to go......

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:03

You caught me just before touchdown. I'll come & give him a haircut with my prop.

Pull out your knicker elastic & lassoo it around my undercariage as I pass. I'll give you a tow.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 17:04

RG. I will crash at your place if that's alright with you.

Don't tell the Bl00dy russian though

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 17:04

Oh yeah...and the Pastis.....RFB has just got a round in...won't be long...

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:06

If you & John are going to get Hugh, I'll return to the airfield.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   16-01-04 17:11

Its dark cold and wet out here...







....all Im missing is the band and I could be in the Cowshed!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: confusedidentity 
Date:   16-01-04 17:13

Sorry I couldn't even make the virtual tour. Damned work!

Funniest thread in ages

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   16-01-04 17:17

Touchdown at last. Where is everybody?

I have to walk. I asked the taxi driver to take me to you but he ran off calling for his mum. What have you been doing?

S0d it. I'll nick the taxi.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 17:19

The way you lot are faffing about, poor old Hugh is going to be on or in the briny all b****y night.

Can't you have your pastis AFTER you've rescued him?

Just wishing I hadn't come by Air France.......... Ah well, since I can't help I think I'll have a large armagnac to go with my Stella Artois.

Pass the petits fours, Bill.....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Christy Campbell 
Date:   16-01-04 17:23

Non, c'est impossible, je n'en peux plus!
La beauté superbe de vos corps ainsi que la lumiere étincelante d'intelligence dans vois yeux est trop fort pour moi.
Je renonçe à mon héritage français et je m'attache avec joie à l'équipe des Irlandais de Londres et à ses supporteurs si magnifique, si irrésistables -
Allez les verts!
ps
Mes filles sont à vos dispositions

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 17:27


Excusez moi, mademoiselle, mais est ce que vous etes chaud d'etoff?

Quick, lads she said "Pas demi" .... I think that means not half.

RFB, she's talking to you, mate. WAKE UP. I think you are in with a shout

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 17:43

Does

"Mes filles sont à vos dispositions"

mean

"My daugter's are at your disposal"

Right sachbi, don't read any further.

Found Roger. You were right DrV, he was with Wilko. They've drunk the damned beer though.

On my way now. Souldn't be too long, a chap passing in his Lambourgini has stopped and offered me a lift. Say's he's a farmer and thought I was one too, what with the sheep around my neck. Say's he bought this car and his 2 Rollers with his EU subsidies. Don't know why he insists on taking his 2 goats into town for a night out though.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 17:47

Right, I'm here.

HEY, WERE'VE YOU ALL GONE?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 17:53

Dictionary.com says that

"Mes filles sont à vos dispositions"

means

"My daughters are with your provisions".

I didn't see them with Roger.

Damn, le garcon at the bar you were all in says you've drunk him dry.
He says there's a bar just round the corner about 100 metres. I don't trust people who say it's not far.

WHERE CAN I GET A DRINK IN THIS TOWN?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   16-01-04 18:08

We're all at "Le Petit Beefy" First time I have heard of him being called petit. Maybe they grow them big round here?

- 200 metres to your left. YOUR LEFT. yep, I can see you now. Look we're waving.......

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 18:36

Sorry Rob, missed you waving. Where abouts was I when you waved? I hope it's not far, I'm shattered after carrying this drum around everywhere.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 18:38

Hello all,

If you can wait for us, we will be on our way shortly. We have left Mini H in front of the telly with her weight in chocolate to keep her busy. Mrs H is showing some leg to get a lift to the airport.

Mr H

PS Can someone line up a drink for Mrs H. A glass of AG will be fine.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 18:47

Found you all. Why didn't I just stay at the bar?

Fast download of a picture here.
Robin, I told you you were standing too close to the camera.
It stays light quite late here doesn't it.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 18:47

Gawd that was a wonderful lunch.

What time is dinner?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 18:48

Result! We have a lift, some Dr bloke (any relation Martin?). Said he would go all the way. It's amazing what a bit of leg can do. Good job I'm wearing shorts. Now where has Mrs H gone?

Mr H



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Mrs H 
Date:   16-01-04 18:55

Has anyone seen Mr H? Has he got here yet? He must be cold, he's only wearing shorts.

Anyway, this nice Doctor with a long scarf gave me a lift in his Police box. Funny, the box seemed much bigger on the inside. I've sent the Doctor back to look for Harry.

I need a Guinness. Did Billy get that half in?

Mrs H

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: russell o'callaghan 
Date:   16-01-04 19:12

Phew! I am ashore at last. Met with nothing more than token resistance, certainly nothing that the old fishing-weight-on the-piano-wire couldn't take care of. Am currently making my way cautiously in-land. Will try to commandeer a council wagon in the first decent sized village I come to. If any of you are still on the road try to wear an emerald green bin-liner in the style of the London Marathon so's I know who I'm picking up.


. . . _ , . . . _


. " The wolfhound is eating chicken tomorrow; I repeat, the wolfhound is eating coq au vin tomorrow"



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 19:16

By god that Full English breakfast went down well. Sorry, I know i'm in France but I'll never let a muscle pass my lips. Whoops, should have said mussel.

Sorry Mrs H, but I had to drink that half of AG. Needed it badly.

Right, where're we off to next.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   16-01-04 19:30

Bbbbbbuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp.

Sorry about that, fell asleep in me consomme. someone must have put something in my 15th Pastis

Right then my round. How may of us now??? I seem to have lost count.

Good to see the H's along

Fffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttt.


Bu66er

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 19:32

That's a snag. The Doctor had to drop me off before France. He had to go to Galli-something.

Anyway, I'm on the beach, but on the wrong side of la Manche. I wonder if anyone needs this peddlo tonight. I need to get a move on. If I don't meet up with Bisach and get a Virtual Tour shirt quick I am going to freeze in just my shorts.

I bet Mrs H is swanning it up at the bar by now on her second half.

Mr H

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Mrs H 
Date:   16-01-04 19:35

Hi RFB. Can I just have a half please. I don't want to get too wrecked before Mr H arrives. Can you get him a pint as well. I'm sure he'll be along shortly.

What's that smell?

Mrs H



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 19:40

This peddlo is hard work. It keeps going round in circles. I think that's the shipping lane ahead. The sea is quite rough tonight. Actually I'm feeling a bit dodgy. Bleurgh!!!!!!!!! That's better.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 20:09

Blimey ! Where am I? its cold out here...and there's a lot of very smelly and suspicious looking water in this gutter.........where is everybody?
The last thing I remember is ordering another round of Pastis.....

Did Hugh make it yet?......why am I wearing a tutu on my head?

What times dinnner?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 20:11

Just heard, a pedallo's just been spotted of the coast of Gib'. Hope it's Hugh and that he remembers to turn left, not right.

This pastis is going down well.

Heard The Globe's rocking. Those on "The Reality Tour" are doing well.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 20:14

Steve, that's not a tutu. That's Madame Gastro-gnome's garter.

Robin, get the Bar-B sorted out. This sheep could do with cooking and Steve's hungry.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   16-01-04 20:21

Ah..thought it smelt a bit funny....I put it down to the oysters I had for lunch.....

At last...Bill ..a friendly face....help me up there's a good chap...I need
another Pastis to sober me up a bit.......

Bring on the Mouton de la Belle France..I bought some mint sauce with me just in case.....(and marmite)

God ..I'm hungry...

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 20:24

At last. Dry land. Hey Eek!! Oops, that babboon looked just like him until it turned round. It's got a nasty look on it's face now. I think I'd better get back on the peddlo. Oh no, it's coming after me! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   16-01-04 21:03

Oh shoite I'm pissed already - does anyone know which hotel I'm in tonight?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Mrs H 
Date:   16-01-04 21:03

RFB - Where's me sodding drink!!?? Oh no, just spotted him crash in the corner with a tray on his head! These youngsters just can't keep up.

I'm parched. All this time travelling is making me thirsty, not to mention it playing havoc with my hair. Bisach, could you recommend a good hairdressers??

Where to next - Anyone fancy trying the karaoke next door? Mr H'll find us once he's worked out how to park his wotsit!

God, I feel so sorry for the poor folk left in Blighty, they're missing all the fun...


Hic - My round - who wants what?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Mrs H 
Date:   16-01-04 21:05

Le Piste Toujours, Brian - Follow us - think we're in the same one!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 21:38

Am following the coastline. Have just passed Barcelona. Can't be much further now.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   16-01-04 22:01

Left the wife at home she thinks I am working overtime..
Thought I'd join you all..
Can some one kindly climb the town hall and disconnect that Video Web cam... There must be no evidence that I've left the country..

Our baby is now 5 days overdue so may have to hire concorde to fly back in an emergency... Just applied for my American express card for more credit.

...ang a mo....phone ringing...... "Hi love...no its quiet at work......That noise....dunno....sounds like I am in an airport.... don;t be silly...you know how busy a&e can sound on a friday night..yes the drunks are in singing again.........baby still does not want to come out then.....oh good... I mean oh dear....yes ditto" CLICK.

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 22:08

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hey, you lot down there. It's just taken me an hour to climb this bleedin' town hall. How the heck do I get down again.

Help.

I SAID, HELP

Hey, hang on a minute. I can see right into that lady's bedroom.

Oh sorry, it's just eek changing out of his wet trousers into his tutu.

HELP, SOMEBODY GET ME DOWN

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:12

La belle France at last. Phew! that was a treck.

Dom, You may be in luck on the Concorde front. I can see it parked up on the runway. I thought they were refuelling but that's an AG lorry parked beside it.

Anyone seen Mrs H? She texted me earlier to say she had a pint waiting for me.

And where's Bisach? I need my Virtual Tour shirt before I freeze my bits off.

Ah, a fromagerie. I'm feeling a tad peckish. I may just pop in for a bite to line the stomach.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:15

Hey Bisach! What are you doing up there? Have you seen Mrs H? And have you got the Virtual Tour shirts? I'm freezing down here.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 22:17

eh-em, Mrs H. I suggest you give "Le Piste Toujours" a miss. Don't let MrH kid you that it's just like the hotel where you spent your honeymoon and that he wants to make this weekend as romatic. It's the local bordello. Or so I've been told, I hasten to add.

I thought everyone was kipping at Steve's rented villa.

Hang on, is that a pedallo I can see just rounding the headland.

Please, someone, help me down. Or call les pompiers at least.

What do you mean you don't believe I'm up here. Look at the web cam. Can you see me? NO, well that's because I'm standing behind it. see, I've just waved my arm in front of it. Whoops, not trying that again neary did myself a nasty. Waht do you mean you didn't see it!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   16-01-04 22:20

I think Bisach is going to take out the Video web cam on the town hall..

Some one must tell him....that no matter what he does..... he has to cut the wires to the cam in the following order.....

green.......blue............and...umm..............red....

Thanks

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 22:21

Mr H, I'll tell you where MrsH is if you'll help me down.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:22

Bisach, stop waving and get down before you fall.

Dom says you have to cut the wires in order. Green, then red, then blue!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 22:22

What about the white wire?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:23

White?

Dom, Bisach says there is a white wire.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:26

Hang on, I think I've found a ladder. I'll just go and get it.
Bisach, stay there. We'll have you down in no time.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   16-01-04 22:29

Ohhh dear...White...we have a problem..... I do hope Bisach has clean under pants on.... Does any one have a parachute available?

Now lisiten very carefully I will only say this once...







JUMP now

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 22:31

Bloody hell

seem to have lost an afternoon someplace, from what I can see there are not many left standing/drinking. There is some kind of scuffle in the distance with the flashing blue light disco in attendance, just off to investigate.

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:32

********, that's not a ladder. It's a railway line.
Hey, there's a crate of draught AG cans at the back of the fromagerie.

Bisach, hold up! I think I have a plan!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 22:34

Panic over

just oxenrob and brianc arguing over the wine list in "le kebab est tres dodgy" .

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 22:35

Hang on a minute It says here, if I'm translating correctly that this thing can point to 6 different places.

Place de l'Hotel de Ville
Via Domitia
Les Halles
Les Barques (is that where Digger's staying)
Rue Droit
La Clape (is that the bordello?)

What do you mean jump. And get red stain all over their nice mosaic square? You've got to be kidding me.

Harry get that ladder up here.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:35

Anyone for a can of AG while we wait for Bisach to jump?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 22:42

is there a sign for le maisson de le femme ?
(whatever that may mean)

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:45

The house of male women - ladyboys!

Eek mentioned before we left that it's second left after the Gendarmerie

Where is Eek anyway. Can you see if he has changed yet Bisach?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: thefieldsof 
Date:   16-01-04 22:45

having missed the criac today i am just in touch with a travel agent who can get us over 1st thing in the morn on a B52 so any of you who are missing out on the fun like me, we can be there for breakfast but we have to be at blackbush @ 7 am I need 6 of us to fill the flight

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 22:48

did i mean la maisson, i also forgot "belle" femme, does this mean pretty ladyboys as brian c eat my phrasebook for pudding earlier ?

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:48

Why fill the flight with bodies when you can fill it with extra supplies of AG?
You know it makes sense!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: thefieldsof 
Date:   16-01-04 22:52

so all i need is 5 bodies as over weight has been taken by






AG

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 22:54

I could always send the chopper back !

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 22:57

John,

You'll fit in fine in La Maison de Le Femme if you send your chopper back.

Btw Eek's guidebook said you had to get in early for the pretty ones. I think you'll find it's a bit late now.

click, tssh. Another AG opened.

Sorry, Bisach. Are you still up there?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:01

Christ, what a nightmare getting through customs. No matter how loud I shouted the4y just won't let me pass. Thankfully some bloke climbing the town hall caused a distraction

Looks like I'm going to have to play some serious catch up

Garson 'I'D LIKE A YARD GLASS OF RED WINE'



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:07

Sante Donk, bienvenue.

Wave to Bisach!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:11

Down at last. I knew I shouldn't have carried the drum up with me. Thanks Harry.

BTW, It must be Eeks round. After he got his tutu on, I saw him handing some money over to a bloke. He must be getting some Euros or summink.

Let's go find him.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:13

Don't think it was Hugh on that pedallo. It was a bloke in a French Navy uniform. He was just bring their fleet into port.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:13

Have to say

met a couple of "belle femmes" earlier who showed great interest in eek's phillosophy on life, moreso(is that a word ?) when I told them he performed in front of 20000 at christmas.

john raff

guilt by association

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:14

Here Bisach, have a can while we walk.

Thanks for the Virtual Tour shirt. How much do I owe you?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:16

Who was that who arrived in the virgin london air ambulance? Les gendarmes seemed to be taking quite an interest in it.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:18

DrV. How goes it. Why'd you leave your boiler to be serviced while you're away?. Wouldn't she come with you?

Harry, no charge for the shirt. Seeing you in Puce is enough.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:23

Richard Branson wants it back !
lift home anyone ? (monday onwards, sunday travellers need not apply )!!

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:24

I'm also in need of a VWTON top I've found a selection in the corner over there but someone has 'decorated' them

Think I'm ready for my second yard of wine ....this time I'll go for the white. Anyone else want one?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   16-01-04 23:24



Just swiped my American Express card into the web browser on the plane.... The CAM IS NOW DOWN.. Thank Bisach you've done it....... Is he still up there... If so tell him to move away from the mobile phone mast..

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:24

What time do the offy's close round here. Why don't we get some in and try to find that villa of Steve's. Unless you've all still got some duty free left.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:26

Donk

NOT THE HOUSE WHITE !!!

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:26

Have you seen which way Mrs H went? I'm a bit worried I haven't seen her since I arrived. Someone said she was heading off with Brian. But wasn't Brian in that kerfuffle that so all the sirens?

If I don't find her I'll have nowhere to sleep for the night. I may just have to drink through until Dawn.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:26

Could always head for a cuzza

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:27

I didn't touch any wires. I think the French web cams are on strike from midnight. This one just decided to go off-line early. It's been working all day.

Yeh Donk, I left the shirts in the corner. wasn't going to leave the drum though. Good decision it turns out. Even heavier when it's full.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:29

Bisach, no need to worry about the offy. There are crates of AG stacked behind the fromagerie.

That reminds me, I must go in and see what cheese they have. I'm famished.

Curry, now there's a thought. Does anyone know of any good ones?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:30

Harry, I think Brian was showing her the way to "Le Piste Toujours". I'm sure I told her i'd heard it was a bordello. Maybe she didn't hear.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:31

Brian and Oxonrob

both aquitted with genorous damages, drinks on them in "le drink till collapso por le lino"

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:33

Mr H

what time we expecting Dawn ?

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:33

Did Robin get the Bar-B going. damn, just remembered, I left the sheep with the shirts.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:37

Is dawn coming on the B52 tomorrow?

Where's the "le drink till collapso por le lino"?

Don't like the sound of that karaoke in the building eek went into. It's all "YMCA" and "It's raining Men" stuff. Give that a miss I think.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   16-01-04 23:38

Yer all fecking mad!

Have just told the wife I am popping out for some matches and may be some time! Will follow the destruction trail once in Narbonne. Are you sure all the webcams are down? Is this like fantasy poofball and can I sell my wife and buy ....Cameron Diaz for the trip? Now i'm in biiiiiiiig trouble.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:38

Hey, "le monument de la guerre"'s around here isn't it. I think we should all go and offer a libation to the safe arrival of Hugh. Looks like he's not going to make it tonight.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:39

More importantly is Dawn single

These French ladies aren't bad think I'm going to have to work my Irish charm



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:40

Dawn should be here in a few hours. But I have first baggsy if I don't track Mrs H down in the meantime.

Bisach, she probably didn't hear you. She goes deaf after two halves.

Green, White and ... there's still a webcam working on the beach.

I wonder if that's where Oxon Rob set up the BBQ?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   16-01-04 23:40

Has eek gone into 'le bleu oyster cafe'? Won't be seeing him again in a hurry?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   16-01-04 23:40

Bisach

the answer to all those questions is "loveshack"

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:41

Don't mention poofball and buying. Roman's around here somewhere. I don't think RFB managed to shake him off his tail.

Any Italians around, maybe we could sell the cossack the oil out his hair. How many barrels would we need to finance the Diaz deal?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   16-01-04 23:42

Mooning on the beach then!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:42

French girl is at college down the road come over here and meet her friends

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:44

There's the "L'escargot et Poisson". Bound to find Brian or Robin in there.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:45

Donk, stop reading those cards in the phone booths.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:46

"L'escargot et Poisson" does not sound much like a curry house to me.
Two garlic naans and five pints please

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:47

That's not a phone booth. That's my hotel!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:47

Reading Glasses, do you speak la-lingua-vintner like they do over here. See if you can get the ingredients for your Henley Pimms.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:49

Hotel!!!!!

Now that would have been a good idea before coing on the lash

How do I ask these French lasses if I can bunk at theirs tonight?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:51

Donk, You just need to remember Lady Marmalade.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:52

Lucky escape. Some gendarme just came up to me and asked me to accompany him somewhere or something. I though it may be the wig so I took it off. He then took his kepi (or whatever it's called) off and said don't worry I'm not a gendarme, but I thought you were on your may to 'le bleu oyster cafe'.

"No way", says I.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:55

Lady MArmalade. Marmalade Lady. Nice sandwhich. Damn, making me hungry. Have we decided where we're going yet.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   16-01-04 23:57

I'm in

Third prettiest one has asked me to walk her home, think I've got to take one for the team and walk the lass home. Hope it's down hill.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   16-01-04 23:57

Looks like Donk is on the prowl.
I need food. The fromagerie is still open if there isn't a curry house in the area. I'm at that stage where I could eat anything
















except a kebab

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   16-01-04 23:57

Anybody seen Chris. He hasn't gone and found some corporate entertainment has he. That west stand's beginning to insinuate itself into him.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 00:01

No but when Mrs H texted me earlier she said he was getting the beers in. So he has a pint with my name on it somewhere.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 00:02

I think I'm going to plump for some cheese. Then round th back for a few AG's to take up to the villa. Don't know if I dare approach a gendarme to ask him the way to the villa. Never know where I'll end up.

Don't know how many rooms Steve said there was. As I'm half German, I'll just find a towel and kip on one of the loungers next to the pool. There is a pool isn't there?

See you all when I see you. Don't wake me too early as I think I'm coming down with altitude sickness.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 00:06

I don't care about a pool. I've had enough water for one day.
I think I remember from the map the villa is up that hill, and it's next left after Mornington Crescent.
Anyway, let's get some cheese.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 00:09

Everybody knows

that cheese before bedtime gives you nightmares, why don,t you all come with me to the narbonne hotel to have a quick few jars and sing our french friends to sleep .

then we can go and have a quick few pints .

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 00:14

Is it open to non-residents? I'm game.
I'll just move these cans from behind the fromagerie and hide them on the beach. That way we have plenty for tomorrow.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 00:19

Please beware

sand likely to be blown everywhere when i take my chopper out in the morning.

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 00:22

The first of the morning can be a bit more powerful, but that's just showing off. I think you might be in with Dawn after all.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 00:27

I'll leave the cans here then.
I hope there's a night porter at my hotel to let me in. I bet Mrs H has nicked all the covers as well.

Wait for me .............

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 00:47

Children, that's what you are, children!

Asleep while the rest of us are making whoopee. I don't know ... the younger generation.

Pass that bottle of armagnac, Bill, and TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THAT WOMAN'S ******

What do you mean, she's your mother?

Right I'm off to the nightclub around the corner.

See you lot at breakfast. Or lunch. Depends on when you wake up, I guess.

IT IS THE MATCH TODAY

Come on you IIIIIIIRRRRRRRIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 00:53

Oxonrob

it's called staying power !
see you in the morning, i'm knackered !

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 02:26

By a lonely prison wall.......................

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   17-01-04 06:10

Just got back to the villa dead bodies everywhere

If that's what one night is like in Narbonne, I know where I'm booking my summer holidays



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 06:55

Where am I?

I think I must have fallen asleep or passed out.

Where is everybody?

OOooooooooooooooh! My head!

I don't feel too good. I think I'll just lie here a while.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 07:16

Oh no, we forgot to ring Mini H to check how she is. Or maybe it's like Dublin all over again and we rang her but were just too p*****d too remember. I wonder if she's eaten all that chocolate yet? Where's Mrs H? Where are my shoes and socks??

I'm getting flashbacks - must have got to a curry house after all



Is that a sheep next to Bisach?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 08:08

Good Morning, all.

I have found a place that does the full greasy spoon breakfast just the way I like it.

Home-made bangers, smoked back bacon done crispy, saute potatos, scrambled eggs made with proper butter and no water or milk. Freshly pressed orange juice and then afterwards coffee you can stand your spoon in, a cigar and the sports pages, just to see if anyone has commented on our game this evening.

Join me John? Oh by the way, Harry and Steve, you look awful!

After breakfast I can see some retail therapy coming on.

I'll check in after breakfast, to see if anyone wants to tag along.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 08:13

I can't face a full english yet.
Maybe just some bacon, tomatoes, mushrooms, oh why not. Count me in.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 08:25

Harry, you are welcome to join us - but don't you think you should find your shoes and socks first? You are going to freeze dressed like that.

That sheep beside Bisach looks quite pretty, well prettier than the ones he normally pulls. Wonder if it has anything to do with what he wants for lunch.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: NoLabelRose 
Date:   17-01-04 08:27

Oh Gawd what a hangover.

I'm going back to bed for a couple of hours.

What's that inflatable sheep doing in my bed?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 08:52

Rob, I'll join you for that breakfast. Must warn you though that I'm a bit gassy this morning. All that AG yesterday is having the usual effect.

I'd better have a little cognac with my coffee.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 08:54

Will join you for the breakfast in a moment, is it time for a quick dip in the sea first to work up a respectable appetite.

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 08:55

Brian, would you mind sitting at one of the PAVEMENT tables OUTSIDE?

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 08:57

But it's cold out there!

My breath doesn't smell that bad does it?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:02

No Brian. It's just what is coming from the other end.

Harry, flicking bread pellets when you are pissed in a late night curry house is one thing. But do you think you can stop hurling lightly poached eggs at that chap in the cap.

You can tell he doesn't like it.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:09

Where is RFB?

Haven't spotted the old boy since 7.30 last night. I am sure he said he was getting in another round of pastis.

I'm getting a bit worried. He used to have such staying power.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 09:10

How well cooked should a poached egg be before it's ok to hurl them?


john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:15

John, I was saying to Harry that it's just not on to hurl eggs in foreign parts - at least not at gendarmes. It really doesn't matter whether they are set hard or runny. They just don't like it.

Probably something about making a mess of their uniforms.

I am afraid that Harry got taken away. That'll learn him.

Now, John, what was it you said you wanted for breakfast?

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 09:19

I was lucky enough to catch these fish during my swim, have you still got the bbq alight, there's plenty to go around.
If not it'll be the bellybuster with extra mushrooms please,although I here all the eggs are gone.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:22

I think they have some ducks' eggs left, John.

I said DUCKS' eggs.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Sore Doc 
Date:   17-01-04 09:22

People, people, look up. I’m in that plane you can see up there and I’m just strapping on me ‘chute.

Can somebody set off a flare so’s I can see where to drop. That pink marble square thingy looks about right but I’m not so sure about the swimming pool in the middle. I don’t want to get wet. I haven’t got a change of clobber.

Any suggestions?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 09:22

Can someone get hold of Mrs H. I need bailing out.
The gendarmes didn't appreciate me sharing my food with them.
I should have stuck to croissants after all - at least when you throw them they come back.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 09:26

I saw bisach in the duck pond last night, might give the eggs a miss today!

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 09:29

I think that's Eek in the next cell. Looks like he's enjoyed himself.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:42

Glad you could make it Doc.

Can you see the pink flare? DON'T GO THERE. It's Eek's tutu.

Ours is the BLUE one. Yes that's right.



SPLAT





Silly boy. He has landed in the gendarmerie.

Well at least he'll have company.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 09:46

Welcome Doc. Thanks for making the hole in the ceiling.

With one bound I am free! Huzzah! Oh, hi Eek. You made it out too then.

Uh-oh! Gendarmes, better lie low.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   17-01-04 09:47

Oh Gawd, what a night. Who suggested the Escargo Vindaloo?

I'm glad I kept the stolen taxi as I cant walk.

Who the hell are you?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 09:54

Aha...... there are TWO doctors in the house. Just as well for I'm off to bend the plastic fantastic, and I really cannot waste the rest of the morning handing out alka seltzers to the brain-damaged hordes.

On which subject I do wish someone would find RFB, and wake up Bill.

See you guys for lunch, perhaps?

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 09:54

Now it's comming back to me, Escargot Vindaloo.

No wonder the pan got such a pebbledashing this morning. My system is just about starting to settle down.

Lunch suggestions anyone?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   17-01-04 09:58

I've just found RFB in the boot of my cab. I say I found him, rather the Gendamarie found him.

LOOK! Up there, It's an enemy B52 bomber!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   17-01-04 10:01

I knew that would work. The Frenchies have all run away.

Booger! So's Fatboy.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 10:19

Oh shoite.

I've just realised I need to be back home tonight so that I can do the score service. I'm off to the airport.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Sore Doc 
Date:   17-01-04 10:20

Does anybody know a good lawyer.

Where's the good father when you need him. He was with me in Toulouse & Agen last month.

Heeeeelllp

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 10:24

The ducks earlier were good layers

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 10:32

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttt.

I went to get a round of Pasties, and got kidnapped by space aliens in a Taxi, they gave me this horrible noxious amber liquid to drink........ They called it "bier" which sounds a bit like beer, but it couldn't have been because it wasn't black.

Then one of them put on a Spider man suit, and that's the last thing I can remember till I turned up In the boot of DrV's cab.

I've got a sore head, my mouth tastes like a parrots cage, and somehow I've managed to lose my only pair of underpants. ah Well C'est la vie as they say in Germany.

Anyone seen the Russian Tw@t??

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 10:39

Pasties????????????

Thought it was PASTIS you were after?

No wonder you got led astray.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   17-01-04 10:40

Your pants are in the back of my cab Fatboy

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 10:50

Morning everyone...what a lovely day it is !!!

can't remember yesterday.....so I'll have to start all over again.

anyone for Pastis?

Where are we going for lunch ?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 10:59

Errr.

I'm getting terrible Deja Vu here. Has anyone seen a passport and a pair of glasses lying around???

RG

You can have my dinner from yesterday, it's all over the front of my shirt.

Where is that idiot from the steppes

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 11:01

I must admit Rob... The bloke did look at me a bit funny when I asked for 42 cornish and one cheese and onion

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   17-01-04 11:30

Well I think when Bisach was up the town hall last night he claimed he did not cut any wires on the web video cam he must have done something to it cause its not working "camera is either off line or abnormal..."

ang on phone ringing ".....hello love.... noise in the back ground......sounds like what...sea....no don;t be silly.....Yes I do sound tired... Youre having some small contractions.....OHHHHHH....ummm.. do you want me to come home? we've got such a busy day and the over time money will come in helpful.... Rather than phone me darling send me a text message...Bye"....

Ok could we get Concorde re-fulled and on standby please... I may need to borry the chopper to pick me up...


BAAAAA.... There are sheep every where... What happened here last night? ang on I can see fatboys underpants....NOW thats disgusting....

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 11:47

Where's my sheep?

Where's my drum?

Where's my head?

Where's breakfast?

Where am I?

They said that villa was up here somewhere. It must be further up.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   17-01-04 11:47

.....Text message.....

"Darling get your butt home..... Had another early contraction........"


Tell those blokes at the end of the beach to move cause Johns chopper is comming to pick me up..... Sure glad I increased the credit on my American Express card.... Wonder if I will have time for duty free before I board concorde..."

Looks like I will be a daddy again in the next 24 hours....

Her comes John's chopper.....wow its a big one.......

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   17-01-04 11:58

Does anyone know where to park a peddalo in Bordeaux docks?

What a night.......

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 12:02

The size of the chopper is immaterial, it's all down to how you fly it !!

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: m@d 
Date:   17-01-04 12:26

At last,
...just arrived here in sunny Northampton - where is everyone?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   17-01-04 12:51

Ah, lunch time at last. I need something to settle my stumoch after that Escargot Vindaloo.

Nobody told me about the shells. That's gonna hurt later. Garcon, a cork please.

Garcon, how's the duck?
It's Canard!
If it's not tender, forget it.
What about the lamb?
Mouton!
It looks like lamb
Mouton Monsoiur
Mutton dressed as lamb. That reminds me, where is...
...Oh never mind, I'll find her later.
The Chicken?
Coq!
Fine! Does the head chef know what you're saying about his food?
Why should I care
Forget it. I'll have one of Fatboys pasties.

Where is everyone? If you see me, SHOUT. I'm in the stolen taxi with the green hairy roof. Just follow the police helicopter spotlight. I assume it's a police helicopter & not a Virgin air ambulance.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Ken E 
Date:   17-01-04 13:31



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 13:44

Right then lads and lassies. I am beginning to get a bit peckish and the flock is a bit scatterred. Can I suggest we all rendezvous at the town hall square in half an hour and get a pregame strategic P!ssup organised.

Hugh an M@d. do try to keep up.

BTW who's playing.

ps. just found the russian and I now know why the town hall bell is not working.













He bought the striker
BoomBoom

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 13:45

Found the drum.
I think that was my head I saw in the mirror.
Another Full English breakfast. Now that's what I call a French Tour

I think I've just found the villa. It's must be Steve's because someone's build a raft in the pool out of empty AG Cans. Hugh, If you ever get here from Bordeaux, you can use the raft to get back. Looks like it'll serve you well through the storms in the Bay of Biscay. Do us all a favour will you. Apparently you know something about wine. Any chance of bringing us a few decent bottles. That Pasties I found last night was very lumpy. Couldn't mix it with water until I'd passed it through a blender and it seemed to have bits of turnip in it.

Time for a siesta I think. That's if I can sleep with all these smelly-choppers flying around.

Just a couple of questions.
What's this about a town hall?
And who ate the sheep?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 13:45

oh....
and I think I am beginning to smell a bit now.

all the stray dogs are crossing the street

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 13:47

Bbbbbbbuuuuuuurrrrppppp

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 13:48

They're not stray, they're just wandering round looking for their 2 mates who walked off with Donk last night.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 14:15

Right, I need to change quick. Wonder if there are any clothes in the back of this taxi. Ah, yellow and brown bathing trunks. Urrrrrrrgh, maybe not.

I'll head off to the town square and see if I can find anyone. I can wave at Mini H from there if the web cam is working again.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 14:19

Oi Harry. Thats my pants you are talking about

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 14:20

They seemed quite clean to me. Must be a relative thing. I blame my parents.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 14:36

Well...I'm in the town square now...where are you'se lot?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 14:38

I'm hiding in a doorway to your left.....


Sans pants

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 14:47

Here..have my Tutu/garter......well... its better than nothing...besides after a few more pastis ( while we decide where to go for lunch) you won't care anyway!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 14:55

Have found an excellent Gormet restaurant just round the coner called
" Au Boules Pas Ronde" its showing the Llanelli v Agen game, so we can watch that and slurp some more oysters at the same time .. Yummeee !!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   17-01-04 14:59

Phone rings...."false alarm.... you sure.......sound like I am in a what!! chopper....no it must be bad connection...."


Should be arriving back in the town square soon ETA: 35 mins...

Steve can u hold up a flare so chopper can get staright to town hall.....I will absail straight in...

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 16:03

I'll get RFB to poke his bum out of the restaurant window...if any body is smoking a gitane out there yoiu will see the resulting beacon....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 16:10

Did you bring todays papers back with you? are we in them ?

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 16:58

I schink it'sh time we got ourshelvsh off to the shtadium. These bleddy Pashties are good

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   17-01-04 17:28

Oh my Gawd - my head. Just woken up in..... a train in ...... Barcelona! Must have been a good night. The locals have put me in isolation thinking I have SAGS (severe acute guinness syndrome). Bad breath, no money, green hair, headache and talking bollox are all symptoms. No chance of me getting to the game now - will rely on brian getting back to the lowlands for updates. If Cameron turns up , leave her alone (she's spoken for) and tell her I'll be back tonight.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 17:35

1 hour to go...which way is the bleddy stadium?

Wigs on chaps! here we come !!!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 17:49

Excuse moi monsieur, ou est le stade de Rugby.

Miserable git, what is that supposed to mean? 2 kilometers?

Your apples are shoite...........

OK boys, just been chatting up the locals, but that chap wasn't interested in Rugger.

I think it's in this direction

c'mon lads not far now

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 17:51

Anyone for Pastis??

Come on try and blend in

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 17:53

Bleedin' wives.

Seems like I've spent the whole afternoon in every lingerie shop in the South of France. Sachbi asked me to get a pair of Kami-knickers for her. Yeh, every colour under the sun but camoflage. 2 shopkeepers asked me if they were for me and whether I wanted the same colour as the wig! Nearly found a new use for the drum.

Just passed a smelly little bistro run by a chap called M. Le Petomaine, any relation RFB? He has the Muster-Gloucester game on. 19-9 to Munster at half time.

Anybody found the stadium yet?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 17:54

Hey, wait for me.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 17:57

RFB, is it a different brand to last night's?

Come of Robin, keep up.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Sore Doc 
Date:   17-01-04 17:58

Will somebody get a brief round to Narbonne Nick, as tout suite as yer like?

I'm still here and I'm starting to worry about missing the game I came all this way to see!

Hmm, I feel a dose of that well known French syndrome, Dejas Vu coming on!

Perhaps one day I'll go to France and actually see the game I actually go for.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 17:58

Longsufferin', Are we nearly there yet?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:02

FrTed is a barrister. If we see him we'll let him know you're in a bit of a predicament. Mind, you know where his loyalties lie. It'll have to be a very good trumped up charge for him to miss his rugby.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:09

Just passed "Les Bras Alliés". The landlord looks just like Reading_Glasses.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 18:20

Zut alors !! must be my brother Alphonse..I wondered what happened to him.......

More Pastis anyone?

wheres me ticket?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: jca 
Date:   17-01-04 18:22

Just flown in - would have been here for last night's festivities but for having to take t'other half to Heathrow today. Thought since I was there already I might as well jump on a plane - think I made it just in time!

Good news is it was a plane with cable TV (very long cable...), so I had the joy of watching Henry Paul getting sin-binned. Munster still leading....



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   17-01-04 18:28

Phew, just made it to my seat.

Good crowd here, hundreds of LI supporters.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 18:42

Just got to my seat and we are already 6 0 down C'mon Irish

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 18:42

I'm here.
What's with this ref? Those were never penalties.
What's with the music in le stade?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 18:45

Pass the sausison rolls someone. egad, just bought a beer and it was that bleddy alien "bier" stuff that made me lose my pantas last night.

GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN MURPH

Burpfart

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 18:46

Nice tackle geoff

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: thefieldsof 
Date:   17-01-04 18:47

great run by o'sackey got us into nar 22

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 18:51

Boom Boom .... Boom boom boom.... Boom boom boom.....IRISH !!!!!



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:51

Feck, just got in to the stadium to see that penalty.

O'Sackey was never offside.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:52

By a lonely Prison Wall
I heard a young girl calling .....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:54

Michael they are taking you away.
For you stole Trevellian's corn
so our your might see the morn'
Now the prison ship lies waiting in the bay .......

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 18:57

It's blooming killed me betting back here.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:57

Come on Tofty, you shouldn't be missing kicks like that.

Low lie the fields of Athenry.
where once we wached the small free birds fly.
Our love is one the wing
BOOM BOOM BOOM
We have dreams and songs to sing
BOOM BOOM BOOM
It's so lonely by the fields of Athenry



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 18:59

Isn't Loobs high pitched. Even here.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:02

God, if it goes on like this I'm going to go to Bordeaux and find Hugh. What a stupid pass. It was always going to be intercepted.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:04

Just realised why the radio link doesn't work. It's the same manufacturer as the ref link at Reading.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Yeoman 
Date:   17-01-04 19:07

26 - 0 down. Oh dear

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:08

How many times has their flanker been offside. Come on you welshman. I WAS bringing you a sheep, but someone ate it.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 19:10

I recognise the Ref.

He's the gendarme Harry was throwing eggs at this morning.

bent bent bent

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:10

Come on ref, he was tackled without the ball. I know they do it in Wales but we play under the proper rules.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 19:12

This ain't good - I'm off to the bar. Who wants AG?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:12

BOOM BOOM,
BOOM BOOM BOOM,
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM .....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 19:13

IRISHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:13

AG with a Pastis top please Mr H

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:15

Whoops, sorry. Didnn't mean to be drumming while Tofty was kicking. Way to go you bleached bomber you. Great games from small penalties grow.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:17

Anyone heard from Hugh?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 19:17

It's a long queue at the bar chaps. I may be some time.
But I promise to be back sooner than RFB last night.
Anyone for Rose?

H

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:19

Can someone dig MrsGoz in the ribs please. I could do with one of her sausage rolls. And while you're at it, ask MWM if she brought any.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:20

Rose, Florence, I don't care who you bring back. Just not those 2 Donk was with last night.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 19:24

Bill, Mrs H has made a virtual cake if you're hungry.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:26

Fruit cake. Definitely.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 19:28

cake? I LOVE cake. Had some for tea though and I'm having a nice rump steak after the game so I'll stick with G&T (I need fortifying)

RFB I think we need another prop. Have you got your boots?

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:30

Thanks god Murph's having a good game. We'll always stand a chance with him of the paddock. But Tofty's needs to pull out of this mare.

I thought Brian had zipped back to Dutchland. I'm sure I can hear him.

At least I only spent 50c getting over here. I don't know how much Griff payed but all I've seen him do is look into his lap and play with something. He's missing the game.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 19:31

Pimms Sauvage anyone?...extra absinthe added for extra reality check....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 19:32

I told you before I am flanker.

My club coach always used to say Tampsett you flanker

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:33

RFB's got his boots bt he's lost his pants. AGAIN. Me thinks it happens too frequently to be a coincidence.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 19:34

Chris, whatever you say, you'll always be a prop - even when playing at 10!!

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 19:36

I've got RFB's pants in me pocket

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 19:37

Where's Dominique when you need him. I can see the power transformer for the lights from where I'm sitting. If he could tell me which wires to cut ...

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   17-01-04 19:37

I was a prop when I was 10. 5 foot ten amd 13 stone

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   17-01-04 19:41

Moules frites. Yummy.

I understand TPL has been on to Matt who has been on to some of his French friends who have put out a contract on the Referee

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:01

Just got back to my seat. Don't know why they wouldn't let me eat my supper at my seat.

What happened with the penalty.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:03

Where's Mr H with Rose and Florence?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:07

Way to go Mikey. Thanks god you didn't pass outside. He was covered.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 20:10

Blimey. Sorry that took so long. Here's the drinks everyone. Did I miss anything? What, a try? Typical. I'll send Mrs H next time.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:11

Message from VAB (Vintners Association of Bordeaux)

"Can someone come and get this drunk? And tell him he's supposed to spit it out while tasting."

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:13

Thanks Mr H, rather parched after the Fruit Cake. Don't send mrsH though. she only gets halves.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:15

Phew, that penalty attempt was mighty close. Why don't they just defend and let us come at them. It's what they always used to do.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Mrs H 
Date:   17-01-04 20:15

Feck off Bisach. I only get pints in.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 20:17

Calm down Mrs H. Sorry Bisach, two halves and she gets punchy.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:18

MrsH, what did you have to do for "Le Piste Toujours" to let you bake your fruit cake in their kitchen?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 20:20

She bought it with her Bill.
Lucky Dr Who gave her a lift in the Tardis. Just think of the excess baggage cost if she'd flown on a normal airline.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:20

Come to think of it. Where'd you go with BrianC last night and what's the real reason he have to rush off early today?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:24

Feck.

Why's Looby SMSing me? I can see him from here.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 20:30

OK back to town you lot...I'm going to paint everything Green......

Absinthe has that effect on me !!!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:31

Why won't they let me in the bar? Can't they see me waiting here?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 20:32

Let's head back into town. I was speaking to a local who knows a bar that serves AG and soda bread.

Does anyone know of a local 7-11 for extra toilet paper supplies.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:33

Two weeks of R&R for the boys. Heard on my wanders that Kieron's back in 3 weeks time as well.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:34

MrH. I think its called the Sept-Onze round these parts.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 20:35

What ???? pas d'abri de vache...qu'est ce qu'on fait ici.....

Come on Bill, lets go and drink some wine with cognac chasers

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:36

If anyone sees Roger, can you tell him I'm looking for him and remind him I've got to get back to Blighty early tomorrow for the U13s.

I think we'll be in the bar near the Sept-Onze.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   17-01-04 20:38

AG and soda bread ? what sort of glass does that come in ?

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:38

Does Wine/Cognac got with soda-bread? Where's Hugh when you need him?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 20:40

Yes..Very definately..and if you want to get adventurous we'll take some absinthe mixed with triple sec and a suger cube on the side......

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   17-01-04 20:42

What a downer

What was the name of the bar we were in at nidnight last night? I need a pick me up

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:42

Do you want me to get the sugar from the Sept-Onze?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:44

Donk, I thought you had a pick up last night. Are you sure you want to repeat the experience? The rest of the pack came looking for you later.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 20:44

No need Bill...I got me a pocket full.....purloined from the local magasin de flics earlier this morning..... just need a bar.......

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:45

Apparently there's one by le Sept-Onze. And they do soda-bread.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   17-01-04 20:46

excellent...lets go......pass the green paint would you

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:49

Guys, I'm going to have to love you and leave you (well not you Donk, after what you did last night.)

Roger's just told me that his Herz rental of the AirWig plane runs out at midnight and, apparently, the excesses are astronomical. He's going to have to leave soon.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Donk 
Date:   17-01-04 20:52

Being a gentleman I won't go into what happen last night just never meantion tar and feathers in my presence


Did Dawn turn up?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:53

Damn, that a bit of a nuisance. Roger's heard that we can't overfly Bordeaux. Apparently there's a bit of a kerfuffle. Someonce's blockading the French fleet there and throwing empty wine bottles at their trawlers.
All planes have been asked to give airspace to the French's 1st air squadron of micro-lights.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:55

I think dawn's one of the Goths. As soon as the sun came up, she left.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 20:59

MrH, if MrsH doesn't let you in the tardis, I suggest you use the AG-Can-raft in the villa's pool. I don't think Hugh's going to be needing it. Just flying over the Bay of Biscay and it's looking a might choppy and I don't think your pedallos would last long down there.

I think Roger must have had some of that escargot curry. either that or we've got one hell of a tail wind.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   17-01-04 21:04

Nice flying Roger. But did you have to buzz The Stoop. We've got a reputation to hold up with them funny looking people down there.

Damn, I knew there was something. Guys, if you've got the chance, can you see if you can buy me a couple of pairs of kami-knickers for the wife. Nothing more that E50 though. That's virtually all I've got.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 21:26

That's it Bisach. Suggest this jolly jaunt and sort yourself out with a flight home, why don't you. Some of us are stilll out here. I'm planning on making another night of it. Mrs H says she may even drink a pint.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   17-01-04 22:33

A bit of luck for me, if not you.

I've managed to hitch a lift back to Narbonne in the back of a lorry full of Dutch cheese.... Edam, Gouda et all. I should be there in time for breakfast.

Hope you don't mind but I might be a tad smelly by then.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   17-01-04 23:03

No worries Brian. It must be delivering to the fromagerie. That's where the remaining stock of draught AG cans are. Meet you round the back for brekkie (AG, cheese & fruitcake).

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Glasses 
Date:   18-01-04 03:11

Oh gawd...am I the last one??????

By a lonely prison wall........... again!!!!


Beam me up Scottie..........

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   18-01-04 04:17

Well Baby Zoe was born at 01:44 this morning...Photos of my beautiful daughter are available online.. Born at home.. My wife has been a midwife for over 10 years and left 6 months ago. She found it lovely to have friends deliver Zoe. My eldest prop watched it all and he told Mummy that it was a Girl.


I knew the only way I could make it to Narbonne was via the Virtual Tour.....Ok we now have some serious celebrating to do..which Hotel as the cheapest beer?

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: OxonRob 
Date:   18-01-04 08:08

A million zillion congratulations to La Famille Reynolds. Delivery within sight of the match must be a record for the history books.

Well, I'm on the early flight, having had a reasonably early night. Somehow I just didn't feel like celebrating our loss.

See you guys back in Blighty.

Oh and thanks for the trip. It was mighty.

OxonRob

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   18-01-04 08:29

Just arrived - long, bumpy, uncomforable, smelly journey.

Where's the party?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   18-01-04 10:21

Shoite what a disaster. I missed both nights and half the game.

At half time I found myself a bit fed up and hankering after some proper English food, so I beamed back to the Tandoori conosewer in Sonning Common, and the wife caught me and frogmarched me home to do the washing and cleaning.

She did the usual kit inspection, and there is all hell to pay about my pants.

Still. Great weekend chaps..... Thanks for the experience and the memories ...........Errrrrrr ...............I can't remember anything.

Oh, and if anyone sees that Russian Tw@t...... You aint seen me, right

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   18-01-04 10:42

Sorry, Brian. I'm a bit late down for breakfast.
Are we in Narbonne still? There seem to be a lot of Scottish football fans around. They're suggesting we join them for a whisky breakfast, but I'd rather stick to the AG, cheese and soda bread. Ah, why not. Just a wee chaser then.

BTW - I thought Airdrie was what RFB did to his pants after dunking them in the sink for a wash.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: newcastle 
Date:   18-01-04 11:10

Well what an historic flight. Flight No. Uni0002 on Tardus Airlines went the wrong way around and we have just arrived, one whole day late according to this this thread.
Talking to some Doc on board (why he insists on wearing a long coat in this heat I don't know) and he says not to worry the word in the square is that Irish have it all to play for and he 4C's a Titanic battle with little difference between the teams. You guys were just at the wrong game.

Anybody got a brush, need to get this stardust of my shirt. And why is there no AG in the bars?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   18-01-04 11:17

Welcome Newcastle.
The only remaining stock of AG is draught cans. We have found a few crates round the back of the fromagerie.

If that was the same bloke who took Mrs H all the way and me as far as the channel I wouldn't mind having a word. It took me an age to peddle that peddalo down here. Oh well, forgive and .... er ....

Must be the AG

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: newcastle 
Date:   18-01-04 11:27

Well mrH how did you get into my time warp? I take it that you will be at the game tonight? I don't think it was the same bloke our transport was box shape and had a flashing blue light on the top.

Thanks for the advice on the AG......off to get canned?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   18-01-04 12:25

YEs darling I know we have a daughter..... You want me to come home...Ok..how about next week?

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   18-01-04 13:28

So, Dom, when are you planning the virtual baby's headwetting event. If you wait until we're all back from Narbonne it could be quite a night.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   18-01-04 16:47

Buuuuuurrrrrrrppppppp

FATBOY

Siiiiiiiiiiiing yer hearts out for the lads

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: DrV'sHairyCraic 
Date:   18-01-04 17:13

just dropped the remains of my taxi back at the airfield & am getting ready for the flight home.



Anyone for the fantasy real time role play match v Connaght next week?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   18-01-04 18:29

DrV

Don't forget my pants

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   18-01-04 20:23

Fatboy, Wasn't that a song by the Kinks when they had a 5 minute revival in the mid-80's?

I've still got a pair in my pocket. If they aren't yours, I'm confused as to the owner's identity. But then after a weekend like this it's not unusual to be a little confused.

I've finished the AG cans and sode bread. After all that the fromagerie was out of cheese. So if I can just find my way back to la plage and locate my peddalo, I'll be on my way home.

Put the kettle on Mrs H

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   18-01-04 23:24

Christ

Just been let out of quarantine in Barcelona. Sounds like a good game to miss. Hitching my way back to blighty (anyone going this way?). Did Cameron turn up?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   18-01-04 23:54

I'll be off Barcelona in 10 mins. I can pick you up on the way through. Keep a look out for a two-man peddalo with one green-mulleted reprobate peddling. You can have the starboard berth. Sorry all out of AG.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   19-01-04 09:51

Where's everyone gone....and where's my trousers?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Green, white and Gary Gold 
Date:   19-01-04 09:53

Aboard the peddalo (just got a signal on the mobile!) but lost. Funny feeling we are drifting out into the atlantic. Cerveza brought aboard at Barcelona - but not enough to keep us going to the americas. Might have to pick up some Rum in Jamaica - a real world tour! Fortunate that we don't have any games for 3 weeks as I don't think we'll be back before then.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   19-01-04 09:59

Where's Hugh? Getting slightly concerned.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   19-01-04 12:43

Keep peddling GWAGG, I've just noticed Roman is closing on us on an AG raft. I'll try and repel him with RFB's pants.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: newcastle 
Date:   19-01-04 14:41

Just don't know what game you were all at/Last night I saw a wonderful dislay from the boys. Forwards continuosly making at least 40 yds into the Narbonne 22 and then ball out and over by Sacky, Bish and Horack on a run through. Tofty was in the thick of it and made all four drop goals and conversions.

I am only sorry I could not make the after whistle celebrations. However I managed to sneak a case of the black stuff on to Flight Uni0003 Tardus Airlines. Great service the flight appeared on the half way line 10 mins after the final whistle and it was crowded, got in with a crowd of green little folks with big funny hats, some of them new some of you folks and said the are always at the LI home games. Apparentley some 500 of them take over the South Stand. Thats why our attendences are up.

Just hope I get back for opening time. Oh by the way the Americans never did get to Mars. We stopped of for refreshments and the place is occupied by the Clive Woodward Training Academy. Apparently it is the only place the Aussie spies can't reach.

From up here The World is definetely Oval.


Richard H.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   19-01-04 14:52

Still stuck in France - where's aeveryone gone? Did we win?

Just found my trousers - why are they damp? Why do they smell of wee?


What's going on?


Who are these blokes I've woken up with and why are we all naked?

Why does my bum hurt?




What a tour!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   19-01-04 17:38

Green White & Gary Gold and I are peddaloing off into the sunset across the Atlantic. Roman Abramovich is still in hot pursuit but appears to be flagging a bit. The fumes from RFBs pants must be finally having an affect on him.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: MrsGoz 
Date:   19-01-04 17:43

I don't believe it. I go off for a quiet weekend away and miss out on the trip of a lifetime.

Pronger!

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: JoeV 
Date:   19-01-04 18:33

Got back before breakfast - which was lucky as smoking kipper was waiting for me.

Mind you, after my Excrutiating with Raymond and a couple of large transits to wash down my Peter Murray I reckon it will take a Langley Shandy to get me off to sleep tonight. Just too excited about everything that's happened over the last few nights.

best thing to do is kick the steps out from under our lass and hope for the best

Reckon a three pronged attack to cause confusion and momentum is the best approach.

Still trying to wash the Casoulet out of my hair Will someone please tell that damned turtle to stop singing - stop it NOW Amy

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   19-01-04 18:51

Oi Joe

No trying to sneak on our tour as well mate.

This tour is for sad B@stards that couldn't make the real one.

Hope you real tourists had as fine a time as us fantasy real time role play tourists.

ps. Give us a call on 01753 789696 if I don't answer just leave a phone No. I can contact you on

Cheers

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: JoeV 
Date:   19-01-04 18:54

There was nothing real about what just happened - was there ?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   19-01-04 18:57

Roll call

Is everybody back?

Anyone seen Hugh?

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: JoeV 
Date:   19-01-04 19:01

pronged it over the white cliffs

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   19-01-04 19:57

RFB. GWAGG and I are still out in the Atlantic. I think we've lost Roman in the dark. If there are still some stragglers left in Narbonne Virtuel, I have a cunning plan:

We'll make a sail out of your pants and use all the soda bread, cheese and AG I have consumed to get a stiff breeze going. We can be back in France in no time, pick up the stragglers and head home.

Whaddayareckon? Who needs a lift? Get them thumbs out.



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: BrianC 
Date:   19-01-04 20:05

I've been trying to ask for directions home ever since I got here.

Nobody will talk to me, they say I smell of cheese.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   19-01-04 20:43

If only that town hall web cam would work then my new baby daughter would be able to see me.

The locals don't believe I'm English cause I've got a French Name..and are convinced that I should be happy cause the they beat Li.


I'd better hitch a ride back with Mr H.

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: john raff 
Date:   19-01-04 20:47

Dominique

keep an eye out for my chopper. will be at the bottle bank in 45mins

john raff

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: m@d 
Date:   19-01-04 21:22

...feckin' hell, what was that all about!

Got ourselves acting as witnesses to the "secret" wedding of one heir to the throne and Camilla summit or other. What a party!, and we'd only gone to the town hall asking for directions to the Place d'e l'Irelandaise. Northampton's a funny wee town really, nice people,****Pimms though.

....anyhar, got home to find we're listed as missing in action (or was it "...missing inaction"?). Turns out, as part of her GCSE night class, herself has our Microsoft AutoRoute Express Europe 2004 tuned to Serbo-Croat, and, spookily enough, Narbonne, when translated from cryllic script is actually.........NORTHAMPTON!

No harm done, eh. Have you finished with that pastie dear?



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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Dominique Reynolds 
Date:   19-01-04 21:25

People keep doing a funny gesture to me.... I am stood by the bottle bank waiting for the chopper and have two sheep with me....

Used my WAP phone and connected to to the net and now understand why everyone looks like they are blowing their nose.

To indicate that someone is drunk, the French say "Il a un verre dans le nez."

Dominique Reynolds

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   19-01-04 23:11

Cunning plan number 27 of this neverending weekend (so what that it's almost Tuesday):

John can ferry Brian, Eek, Dom and the two sheep down to the beach on his chopper. GWAGG and I can peddalo up to the shore. Everyone hops aboard, we hoist RFB's pants and sail home. Huzzah!

We just need to make sure
1. we take out the webcam on the beach so Dom remains a stealth virtual tourist
2. Eek behaves with the sheep
3. we avoid that Abramovic blokey
4. we generate plenty of wind for the sails (shouldn't be a problem with mebadself and Brian on board)
5. we turn right after Gibraltar

What could possibly go wrong?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: bisach 
Date:   20-01-04 08:50

Whoever's climbing tha town hall, watch that window sill second from the right. I think it broke loose on my way down.

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Eek_the_Weeble 
Date:   20-01-04 09:44

Good plan Mr H ...


...but Hugo, Jean-Paul and Victoire, the three fellas I woke up with, have told me I'm now in the French Merchant Navy and will have to 'work my passage'...or at least that's what it sounded like.




Tell me more about the sheep...I could always slip overboard....

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   20-01-04 10:14

That's life eek.

Looks like Le press gang got you.

Sound advice for young travellers to French parts.

Always check the bottom of yer pastie for "l'euro de presidente" before consumption.

If you ignore this simple advice, you too could find yourself working your passage with a bunch of French sailors

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: Reading_Fatboy 
Date:   20-01-04 12:03

I believe it's called "Grape" if there is a bunch of them

FATBOY

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: sussexhugh 
Date:   20-01-04 12:21

Spent the last 3 days kipping in this cellar . Got caught by this fella called Eric the Baron who took umbrage at my slurping his 47 Le Feet (or something). I told him he should get down to Oddbins and buy something more up to date. Then this Roman bloke turns up and tells Eric he wants to turn the place into a golf course - said the cellar would make handy storage for potatoes and vodka.

Did we win?

Has anyone seen my peddalo?

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 Re: Fantasy Real Time Role Play Tour of Narbonne
Author: mr h 
Date:   20-01-04 20:57

The latest on cunning plan 27:
John's magic chopper got everyone down to the beach, with the exception of Eek who was missing in (hot love) action. So at least the sheep were safe.
The webcam was still down, so Dom's in the clear as long as we get him home.
Roman's met up with some other dodgy dealer to plot world domination, so no worries for us.
So all that was left was needing a bit of wind and a right turn. Couldn't be simpler. Or so we thought.

First Brian and I run out of gas, meaning RFB's pants were hanging limply from the "mast". Then Green White and Gary Gold and I had been peddaloing for days and John was worn out through having his chopper in constant use so we all needed some rest. We let Brian take turns with the sheep .... to peddle. Brian decided to take a nap, leaving both sheep to peddle to Gibraltar. The trouble was, without a dog (could have done with Donk's conquests at this point) to tell them which way to turn they just kept going.

So we are now somewhere out in the mid-Atlantic. We have lost our bearings so like Eek we don't know which way to turn. Brian is trying desperately to get a gas build up so we can get some speed up. At least he only needs to get to mainland Europe. Is that an iceberg?

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